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SOUP DISH THE FAMOUS ELEPHANTONCE IN RHODE ISLAND THERE WAS A ZOOSOUP DISH THE FAMOUS ELEPHANT
(ONLY ONCE THIS HAPPENED, BECAUSE THEY LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES.)
IN THIS ZOO WAS A SMALL AND SICKLY ELEPHANT
NAMED SOUP DISH
AND SOUP DISH WAS FAMOUS
THE END
by ~coloneltit
GRANDMA AND THE VERY BAD DAYONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE OLD LADYGRANDMA AND THE VERY BAD DAY
AND SHE WENT TO THE STORE TO GET A SWEATER
AND WHEN SHE GOT THERE
SHE SAW SOME HOOLIGANS STANDING IN THE PARKING LOT
SO SHE TALKED TO THEM ABOUT HER CAT
AND HER NEPHEW
AND HER DAUGHTER
AND HER EARRINGS
AND HER CANE
AND HER OTHER CANE THAT BROKE BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP
AND HOW SHE GOT HER NEW CANE AFTER THAT OTHER ONE BROKE
AND UMBRELLAS
FOR ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES
AND THEN THEY WALKED OFF AND LEFT HER TO DO HER SHOPPING
SO SHE WENT AND D
by ~coloneltit
POPPYSNAPS IN IRAQONCE THERE WAS A PRINCESSPOPPYSNAPS IN IRAQ
SHE WAS THE PRINCESS OF ALL THE WEEDS EVERYWHERE
AND HER NAME WAS POPPYSNAPS.
SO ONE DAY POPPYSNAPS
WAS LOOKING AT HER LITTLE OLD UGLY GARDEN
WHEN ONE OF HER CABBAGES OPENED UP
AND OUT CAME A REPORTER
AND THE REPORTED SAID:
POPPYSNAPS WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE WAR IN IRAQ
AND POPPYSNAPS SAID:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THE END
by ~coloneltit
SODA CAN AND THE PRESIDENTONCE THERE WAS A DOG NAMED SODA CANSODA CAN AND THE PRESIDENT
AND SODA CAN WOULD BARK AND BARK AND BARK
AND BARK
SO ONE DAY SODA CAN WAS JUST SITTING AROUND
BARKING
WHEN HE WAS APPROACHED BY THE PRESIDENT
AND THE PRESIDENT SAID:
SODA CAN WILL YOU COME TO A DANCE WITH ME
AND SODA CAN SAID:
YES
BARK
SO SODA CAN WENT TO A DANCE WITH THE PRESIDENT.
THE END
by ~coloneltit
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